Learning English

I was taught four lines to begin with.

1 Good morning.1 How do you do?

3 Are you married? 4 How many children?

I tested them with the first woman I met.

Good morning: good morning.

How do you do: fine.

Are you married? Not yet.

How many children? A slap on my cheek.

What went wrong? Is sequence changed?

I tried it again with another woman.

Good morning: good morning

How do you do? Fine.

Have you got children? Two.

Are you married? A slap on my cheek again.

I quit learning English.

25.03.2006